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Goon

Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.

To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
"What are you drinking tonight?" "Mate, I'm gonna get on the goon!"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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flicker goon

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by hxrlem May 22, 2024
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gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
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Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.
by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
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Goon

Something Gross; Commonly canadian slang for throwing up/puking.
Guy 1: Yo, I’ll pay you a 20 sheet if u eat a raw egg

Guy 2: No man! I’ll fucking goon!
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Gooned

When thou hath been doused in goon.
Lachlan spilt the goon through out the apartment, resulting in the floors getting gooned!
by MRJ000 June 29, 2018
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