swab-fucking

Vigorously shoving a swab up someone's nose.

Damn, that covid test felt like a swab-fucking.

by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021

Badge Fucking

When someone attending a conference looks at another attendees badge to determine their worth.

Hey! Stop badge fucking me!

by samacmcbride April 5, 2021

school fucking sucks dick

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol

john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

by your local grocery store September 21, 2023

free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.

Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.

by zbrcht June 7, 2009

doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

by cakegobbler June 6, 2011

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

the bass is fucking raw

When your working on something and it's taking ages and when it's done it's not done properly.

Adam... Have you finished that job yet? You've been ages!
Mat - No, the bass is fucking raw!

by efghost March 6, 2018