Any of a number of alcoholic beverages which, while packaged and advertised as "beer", are actually fruit-flavored wine coolers. Examples include Mike's Hard Lemonade, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, and Smirnoff Twist.
by Sharp Teeth December 29, 2007

A person of either gender who hangs out with homosexuals due to the fact that they are gay and seldomly for any other reason. This differs from fag hag as a hag and her fag have a true friendship.
by c is for clam hat January 6, 2005

true definition is an annoying woman who hangs around gay men solely because they are gay and therefore her fashion accessory
all of the other definitions here are simply fag hags - the crux of a fruit fly is they are annoying and will not leave you alone
all of the other definitions here are simply fag hags - the crux of a fruit fly is they are annoying and will not leave you alone
by batboynl September 1, 2009

the act of grabbing your dick and balls and turning them upside down. it resembles a fruit fly. while you have a fruit fly you must make a fly like noise while a unexpecting person looks at it.
by asian nips July 9, 2010

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009

jermarious
by chococherryberry March 29, 2011

A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.
by Aunt Bee January 5, 2009
