Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018

Flexitarian

Someone who is vegetarian but somedays can be omnivorous.

-Hey Amandine are you vegetarian ?

-No, I'm flexitarian guys.

by innercircle December 31, 2018

Flex

Something that asia robinson cant do

Example: Dang Isis can flex

by narutolover28 January 5, 2019

Flex Tape

Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019

flexicutioner

One who flexes in all the right ways to all the right people, no matter what he (or she) is flexing.

“Wow, you see the way he wears that ice cold fit? That Gucci belt? Those Saint Lauren slides? Yeah, that’s a flexicutioner.”

by jjheyhey9 January 16, 2019

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flexin season

To work hard play hard, closely associated with being extra.

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.

by Fl2wny February 7, 2019