flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 17, 2010

Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky

"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"

by Toe_knuckles March 17, 2023

flat purse

Very broke energy

When you spend money on yo man. bchs b like "couldn't be me" we know flat purse

by Rras86 December 25, 2024

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by June 05, 2025

Flat chop

Another word for a womans vagina.

Man that woman had a tight flat chop

by CAptainlimpdick December 21, 2018

Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 07, 2020

Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words

Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed

by cayalayataya625 December 03, 2022