French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 28, 2018

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

french eighty

A term for smoking marijuana.

The French word for eighty is literally translated to "four twenties" (quatre-vingts; quatre = 4; vingts = 20)

"After work, I'm gonna french eighty it, man."

by 4llFather July 22, 2019

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

by isabeela December 11, 2019