beer fairy 

me, dressed in wings, tutu and wand, a Schlitz tall boy in one hand ready to scour the masses...striking drunkards with my stealth wand (we'll leave that at that!) Encouraging drunks abound to hit on every hot chick or male to be found, to be given the approval to utter your slurred slobbering words, and yes, to puke on your best friends' sofa...

beer fairy loves a schlitz golden, ummm

beer fairy by bosch_sage November 19, 2007

The Book Of Fairy Tales 

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

The Book Of Fairy Tales by /b/ro May 17, 2009

Epic Fap Fairy 

The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.

Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O

Epic Fap Fairy by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009

Airy Fairy 

A derogatory term used to refer to the boys and girls who have joined the Air Force Cadets. Also used as an alternate name for the Air Force Cadets. This word is most commonly used by non-air cadets to put air cadets down, likening them to fairy's because they fly and fairy's are childish and maybe slightly homosexual. It is suspected that all Air Force Cadets, or Airy Fairy's are gay.

"What'd ya do at airy fairy's last friday?", "Ummmm, no mate, you're a airy fairy"

Airy Fairy by Cavalierman December 24, 2008

Drama Fairy 

A flamboyant gay person who thinks to highly of ones self: loves to look in a mirror, and admire ones own "beauty" of you can call "it" beauty.

A person who thinks that the world was made for them, and every one like them, but is to blind to see that they have no "real" friends.

An gay (homosexual) person who finds immense joy in causing drama between two or more people, to compensate with ones own lack of a small male organ

O.M.G. Nicks such a Drama Fairy, why cant he just stay out of things that aren't any of his business!

"Hay look at they guy, every time he passes a mirror he has to gaze at him self for like, forever, OMG did you see how he looks at the lady, that was so rude, he's such a Drama Fairy"

He keeps talking about being a virgin, just because he cant get laid, doesn't mean he has to be such a Drama Fairy about it.

Drama Fairy by DeathtoDew May 8, 2008

Egg Fairy

A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.

Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.

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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...

Egg Fairy by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009

Tooth Fairy 

A 2010 family film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that is both unoriginal and cliche. It is highly recommended that you don't waste your time with this movie, however it is a rite of passage for all Stephen Merchant fans

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Tooth Fairy?
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.

Tooth Fairy by Spicy Tuna October 24, 2011