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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
by The engineering prophet March 5, 2024
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teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025
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Eerospace Engineer

An aerospace engineer named Eero. He also uses large vocabulary purposely to stump people.
Did you hear about the amazing work that eerospace engineer did?
by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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The Best Engine In The World

the best engine in the world is the chrysler HEMI V8: its the most reliable engine made by chrysler and it is put on various vehicles. the older genration hemis from the 60's can still apply in the best engines in the world
the best engine in the world is the HEMI, especially the 6.2L Hellcat, 2JZ sucks ass
by EMD F59PHI October 19, 2024
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Mental engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.
I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.
by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023
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