Elephanting

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout

Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard

by Aizhiman October 10, 2016

elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

Elephant Rolls

When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.

"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked

by Johnny Bravo With A Dick September 4, 2016

Elephant hunting

The act of having anal sex and decide to pull out so hard her/his anus pops out to form the shape of an elephant trunk

"yo man, me and my boyfriend tried out elephant hunting and we been in the hospital for weeks"

by Noodle fish September 6, 2016

elephant fucking

It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies

She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her

by Daddy Jesus December 8, 2016