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one-eyed-russell

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.
by Einey April 8, 2010
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ei stans

hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.
by cynthiaisaneistan March 11, 2022
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nigga eyed

Man or woman who has lust for a black person.
Man, Brett is nigga eyed for That Hooter girl Kelly!
by RonMark46 March 29, 2021
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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
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Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.
by Komoot May 19, 2021
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
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