When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
by therealwhiteowl April 09, 2015
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017
by the ass jester June 27, 2021
My best friend and I were bored one night and we decided to get creative. We do everything together so we tried the dusty snowblower on each other. It all was going great until he sharted a little. Pink eye sucks, but the high with my bro was worth it.
by ChimpCity September 18, 2022
Even though the other definition's say things about big penis, and muscled up. But i'm here to tell you the truth because the Dusty Yancey I know is a small penis and he's a 45 pound anorexic boy.;)
Also apply's to Dustin's as well
All the girls in the world see Dusty Yancey they all pull there pants up higher.
All the girls in the world see Dusty Yancey they all pull there pants up higher.
by author of the world February 02, 2018
Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed
by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021