Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017

dusty Anderson

A fucking giraffe in the 9th grade with a fortnite youtube channel

oh shit its dusty Anderson.

by gtgtegege May 20, 2019

Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022

Dusty Yancey

Even though the other definition's say things about big penis, and muscled up. But i'm here to tell you the truth because the Dusty Yancey I know is a small penis and he's a 45 pound anorexic boy.;)

Also apply's to Dustin's as well

All the girls in the world see Dusty Yancey they all pull there pants up higher.

by author of the world February 02, 2018