the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Bling Bling WBF August 4, 2003
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Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.
by ShooToKill August 13, 2006
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Note the popped collar, gelled hair, stunner shades, and overwhelmingly misguided sense of self-importance; that man is a true arch douche.
by Absolutely Not520 February 28, 2011
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The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"
by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009
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by BigDickBallerrrr March 2, 2011
Get the Douche Lord mug.Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?
by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
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