Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

Dildo Faggot

A ginger who indulge in various activities such as; CBT and Pegging

Hey John go peg that Dildo Faggot

by Lolerrr December 8, 2021

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

Rocky Dildoa

1.Someone who thinks their solid, but is just really gay.
2.Makes themselves seem like they're hard but run away at the first sign of danger.
3.Thinks they are Rocky Balboa but really love it up the arse.

That kid over their is acting like Rocky Dildoa, go bang the queer.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012

Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016