Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023

The Diddler

One who diddles

Have you seen The Diddler? He’s following me around please help call the police i. am. afraid.

by Elv1Z June 15, 2023

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

doggie diddler

A person who does naughty stuff with their dog

Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside

Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up

by Gimmedaloot July 27, 2024

doggie diddler

A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet

Person 1: did you hear about that girl

Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler

Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up

Person 1: litch babes litch

by Gimmedaloot July 29, 2024

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Skiddly Diddly

A synonym for sketchy.

Man 1: That part of town is a little skiddly diddly.

Man 2: I agree

by Maybeidk :I December 15, 2023