Creepy Dad

A Man who has an overwhelmingly creepy presence... Most likely a bald man who follows there young daughters around

Sandy: Catherine is youir dad following us
Catherine: Yes....

Sandy: Your dad is a creepy dad.

by silyrabbit09 November 4, 2009

dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

seasonal dad

Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.

We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.

by Superbeebo January 24, 2011

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

dad-hater

Someone who hates their dad because their nu metal music told them to.

I hate my dad because I'm a rebel!

by youre fags May 9, 2003

Dad-gummit

To be bothered, aggitated, annoyed, or any other "I just shit my pants" attitude.

Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!

Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit!

by getcates July 11, 2012