national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013

I’ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible

“ say that one more time and I’ll dance on your grave bitch!”

by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017

blood on the dance floor

a good song by micheal jackson not the gay band. if you like this band then you should kys

me: oh my! blood on the dance floor is the best!

a gay: the band?
me: no, the micheal jackson song!

by ala1b19 October 18, 2018

bread dance

The bread dance is an activity for faggots. Several men, cocks in hand, stand in a circle with a single slice of bread in the center. The goal is to jack off and ejaculate on the bread, the last man to shoot his load having to eat the bread.

Elton John and his buddies were having a bread dance at his house last night.

by Sheriff Eric December 25, 2007

mirror dance

Where two people approach one another on the street and become locked in entropy - each attempting to move out of the other’s way while continually managing to mirror the other’s movements to the exasperation of both.

I ran into her in the record store and the aisle was so narrow we wound up doing the mirror dance.

by C10Parsons July 2, 2009

lightning dancers

A National-Champion dance team from Keller Texas. Perhaps the most bad as dance team ever.

Central High School Lightning Dancers

by ljsdojdsjsdfjsdfl December 20, 2009

Blow Dance

Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.

Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.

by menergy June 9, 2010