clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.

Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!

by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005

Clock

A slang term used to describe someone's physical heart.

Cocked the Glock, one through your chest, stop your clock on a dime everytime they wanna flex, dummies runnin through they vest.

Used to describing a shooting victim:
"Son that cat's clock just got stopped yo."

Heartbreak, love problems, etc.
"His female be stressin his clock, gotta keep his dome straight he wanna hustle for me.

by Shy3000 July 25, 2010

emo o'clock

The hour on Friday nights, usually around 10PM, when the scene kids flood the Wal-Mart to have a place to hang out.

Text from friend: "What's taking so long on the beer run, man?"
Reply "It's emo o'clock in the Wal-mart and I'm behind all the pink hair and skinny jeans kids buying eye liner again."

by lavette January 16, 2010

clock

to hit someone in the face

dang rob, i clocked the mess out of matt the other day

by Joey Muccio November 18, 2006

Chocking

choking on cock, gagging on a cock

Stop chocking, suck it right, no don't gag, suck.

by Kastrate February 14, 2009

Bro o'clock

The point in a day when you have finished classes or work for the day, resulting in the perfect time for bro soda, bro hoes, bro games, and bro music.

"Yo you were supossed to be here an hour ago at bro o'clock. Beer pong, Weezy, Sorostitutes and Sportscenter have been gettin bro'd without you."

by Double Bro Seven February 8, 2010

The Grandfather Clock

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010