crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS
"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"
by williamnilliam May 04, 2018
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crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.
"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"
by shivers1772 May 23, 2019
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crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty
"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick
by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017
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Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.
Crusty Elbows are gross.
by Linda ;) July 11, 2019
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crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.
by Turdburgelur January 05, 2018
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Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.
DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.
by sheev_palpatine March 05, 2018
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Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.
I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.
by July 06, 2021
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