Crotch Rocket

A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.

"Holly crap dude, Sarah is such a crotch rocket!"

"I know I hate it when she gives me the shoe!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

by Olivonius July 29, 2008

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

by hood4u July 18, 2007

keto crotch

Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.

Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!

by Ezzydizzle March 1, 2019

wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009