Crotch Rocket

A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.

"Holly crap dude, Sarah is such a crotch rocket!"

"I know I hate it when she gives me the shoe!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

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crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

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wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005

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crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

by hood4u July 18, 2007

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