Cookie smack

vagina punch, only "playful"

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.

by cookie smack September 9, 2013

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.

Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?

by PurpsJL November 4, 2017

Moonlight cookie

A gorgeous sparkling cookie, she is one of the legendarys in cookie run.

Damn moonlight cookie must have it down bad for seafairy.🌝

by nopeNotTodayShawty November 23, 2021

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Jungle Cookie

An unshaven vagina.

“Did you know that Helen has a jungle cookie?”

by Stepxea November 19, 2021