Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

no condom moment

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex

oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history

by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021

Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021