Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

cock smitten

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.

she's totally cock smitten

by Douglas J. Hill May 2, 2008

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010

Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010