A game where the goal is to fap to a tempo in a porn video similar to the rules of Guitar Hero making the orgasm better and more satisfying, most have levels that forbid you to cum until the end, with every level the tempo increases making it harder and harder not to cum.
by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant October 24, 2018
Get the Cock Heromug. a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
by sam madsen July 6, 2007
Get the hobbit cockmug. by The Slanguist June 11, 2003
Get the cock meatmug. Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 25, 2007
Get the Cock wipemug. (translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
by jnm42 August 19, 2008
Get the Oh, Cockmug. The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
Get the Cock jawmug. Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
Get the Cock Twaddlemug.