mason cooper

mason coopers can be really annoying but they have big asses and you can never get bored of them. they can amuse you just by you seeing them. they’re funny but obnoxious. can’t forget they’re hot as fuck

mason cooper is so annoying but he’s thick as fuck

by thiccconfessions January 17, 2019

Lily Cooper

Lily Cooper is one of my best friends. She is so nice and amazingly funny. She always knows how to light up a room and make everyone around her smile. She is an amazing artist and has a cute sense of style. She is super lit and a god at minecraft. If you don’t have a Lily Cooper friend you don’t have a real friend.

Sarah: Omg that girl is so cool!!!
Dumb Bitch: how?? she’s LILY COOPER
Sarah: BECAUSE she’s Lily Cooper she’s the best person you’ll meet!

by peepee poopoo joe mama October 24, 2019

dixie chopper

A gun used by Southern Americans who are angry with the government

"Load your dixie choppers. It's time to cut some grass."

by Johnny Winterbooth April 1, 2020

The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.

Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.

by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011

A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat

chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

by Organicfucker July 1, 2021

choomer

A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.

Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"

by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009