Alessandra Coochie is the hottest woman alive. She is smoking, sizzling, and sexy hot. She is a one of a kind human being because she is a bit odd but everyone loves her for that. She is kinda bipolar, one day she loves people the next she wants to unalive them all. But that she okay since she is the most popular girl in school and all the boys won't leave her alone but in the end of the day she is devoted to her chuzz crush she liked in year 7 because she is just interesting like that. Her favorite things are PE, the gym, boys to old for her, her dad, her glorious friends, awkward and consipated looking boys.
Who is that girl staring at me, laughing, a bit awkward, and red like a tomato?
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
by sookmatats August 5, 2025
Get the Alessandra Coochiemug. Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021
Get the Coochie goobermug. by Creepy bitch Bobby February 3, 2021
Get the Oochie in the coochiemug. A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.
by YBN Ja’von January 26, 2021
Get the Punani potato Coochiemug. When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
by The problem_solver May 4, 2018
Get the Coochie paranoiamug. by Bitchmove22 August 3, 2021
Get the coochie plugmug.