bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.

I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.

by Sadie Salacious March 25, 2014

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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 05, 2015

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Bandgeek Bump

The act of bumping your teammate in Rocket League

I was Bandgeek bumped during the game.

by carsoccerguy February 27, 2022

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mutt bump

The bony bump on the back of many dogs' heads. The larger the mutt bump the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.

(Harry) Check out this Black Lab I got.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.

by vordmeister July 08, 2011

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Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 18, 2011

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