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Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016
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Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.
by Wood1417 January 18, 2022
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brian buck

Brian Buck is the real OG of history teachers.
Wow, that teacher did WHAT during class? What a Brian Buck!
by WWFriend March 2, 2017
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Brian

Person 1: Did you see that guy trying to climb Mount Everest?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a Brian.
by BrianOnAMission November 23, 2021
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Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.
Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.
by MakeAChange420 April 18, 2011
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Brian

Brian is the love of my life. He’s someone that has been there for me through everything. From the worst to the best times in my life. He’s the one. He’s made me the happiest i’ve ever been. He’s never let me down, not one.

He’s irreplaceable, don’t ever let a guy go named “Brian”. You’ll definitely regret it. He’s someone to treat you better than anyone else. He’s there for you when you need it. Whatever you do, love this man forever.
Who’s that?
That’s Brian, the love of my life l.
by heaven < 3 November 20, 2021
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Brian

Brian is a guy with the biggest butt to ever live his butt is so huge it jiggles every time he walks. He is also super sexy his hands are always sweaty cause he’s to sexy for his own body. He Loves to shake his butt in the shower sexy Brian sexy Brian he also loves to throw himself down the stairs. Brian is just a crazy chicken man. I rate 10/10
Brian likes to poop
by Whhwhwjwuwkendb February 6, 2022
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