Cherry Bobbing

When you go down on a wide variety of women of different ethnicities, preferably while they are on their periods. While that process has started your soul intention is to bob for as many blood clots as possible and retain them in your mouth until you can spit them into a pie crust, hence resembling a mixed berry pie. Once pie is baked you will self al a mode your load to produce a safe, yet desirable dessert. Delicious!

I can’t remember the last time I had a great cherry bobbing pie

by Bloody memes November 7, 2021

Mystery Shot Bowling

Bowling where you order a bunch of mystery shots that the bartender gets to choose. Then when a person gets a strike they get to give one of the mystery shots to someone else that is bowling. Neither the person giving or taking the shot knows what it is. This continues until all the shots are finished or someone starts throwing their ball in the wrong lane.

Cadillac Rules: If no one gets a strike in the first five frames, you get to give shots away if you get a spare.

One and Done Rule: If you choose to keep one of the shots for yourself instead of giving it away.

It was college night at Varsity Lanes, so we got to play Mystery Shot Bowling.

by CalliopeDM April 12, 2010

Peek-A-Boobing

When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down.

Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!"

Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice.

by Copywrited this phrase! August 12, 2011

One pin bowling

The finely crafted art of 2 fingers and 1 thumb in the males clay pit whilst tugging on his single pin and aiming for a strike.

Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.

by The Sex Badger August 20, 2019

Bowling For Soup

Hopefully the last MTV bred annoying pop band that claims to be punk, because they sing about equally anoying subject matter. It is only funny to 12 year olds that still find the word "poop" funny.

The only 2 Bowling For Soup Albums ever to be sold, were sold to a 57 year old single overweight gay man and a small mentally retarded girl.

by tylerp June 5, 2005

Bombing

smashing an alcoholic drink against the table. these "smashes" get more and more violent as the drinker gets more and more drunk.

sake bombing (putting a shot of sake on top of chopsticks on top of a mug of beer and smashing it against the table)

by xsxs May 25, 2005

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009