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ass blowjob 

the act in which i woman farts on your cock while having anal sex
Iesha peformed her special ass blowjob and shat all over my cock.
ass blowjob by Emanuelnk. December 26, 2008

Vulcan Blowjob 

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.
I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.

Argentinian Blowjob 

When a person goes to give a blowjob and instead headbutts the penis
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"

Guadalupan Blowjob 

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.

Airmail Blowjob 

When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.
Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.
Airmail Blowjob by $$Tmoney$$ October 2, 2006

blowjob monkey 

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.
Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.
blowjob monkey by Russ B-M February 13, 2006