A box blonde is a stupid hoe who's natuaral hair color is not blonde, but wants to embody the "blondes have more fun" facade. But the hoe too cheap so she uses shitty box dye, fucks up her hair, and now goes around with a somehow bigger ego.
"That box blonde is really stupid."
"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."
"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."
"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."
"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."
by FeatherWeather February 9, 2017
Get the box blonde mug.example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013
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Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
Get the Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa! mug.by michael t thomas August 22, 2006
Get the blinger mug.you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.
Blonde means stupid basically
Blonde means stupid basically
Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!
by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009
Get the Blonde mug.When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"
"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz August 13, 2012
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