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A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key
"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"
Blonkie by Archibarg December 30, 2019
Good chance they're hot but probably dumb
"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"
Blonde by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020
“You’re a dumbass
“It was just a blonde moment
“They’re the same damn thing”
blonde by simpslut April 16, 2020
A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.
Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her
Blonde by Smartqueen June 13, 2020

Blonde langneus 

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.
¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus.¨
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus!¨
Blonde langneus by JaySayHey June 16, 2020

Blonde Jokes 

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.