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Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010
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blee J

Anytime a blow job is given and there is blood involved.
My girlfriends wicked sharp braces cut me up when giving me a blee J.
by Sour dough May 9, 2011
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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Bleeding Hollow

A name given to an object/organism that is unseen and covert but is destructive and deadly in nature.
That dude on Call of Duty must be Bleeding Hollow to be tearing our team up like that.
by Valor123 August 26, 2012
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Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
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Bleeda

Trill as mf ride preferably a Honda or Toyota made in the years ranging from 1998-1999 these cars are often silver with pink fuzzy steering wheels. All bad bitches drive bleedas.
"Damn who is tht pulling up?" "Oh that's L'Amore in the bleedah"
"What happened to that Honda you used to drive?" "Oh the bleedah? It's in the shop, breaks went out"
by L'Amore Mitchell August 25, 2013
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