Bean counter

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.

The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.

by Dedcau5 January 2, 2019

the bean

the haircut that makes your head look like a bean

look at Kevin he's got the bean

by imthebean December 13, 2017

slave to the bean

refers to one who cannot exist in the absence of coffee. he or she is then "a slave to the bean"

Jill: I can't go anywhere until I have my morning coffee. No...I don't care how badly you're bleeding from the ears, Jack.

Jack: aaaaaaaaaarggh! i'm dying and you won't drive me to the hospital until you've had some coffee?!?! Jill, you're such a slave to the bean.

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 11, 2005

Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.

Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!

by Raymond Poison April 14, 2011

Bean'd

1: to bean one; 2: to fart or gas on another

Sam farted on Jeffery, therefore Jeffery JUST GOT BEAN'D.

or

Did you just bean Jose by throwing beans at him? Dude, that is so racist!

by Paladin July 6, 2004

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010