beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.

Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.

by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022

bakersexual

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.

The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.

by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

beaner krystal

A girl that is sexy, hot, beautiful, pretty, and the best thing that'll ever happen to you. Shes cute, funny, and an amazing friend but she’s a little short. She likes to study a lot but when she’s not studying she’s very fun to talk to.

omg! did you see that beaner krystal?! she’s so fine!

by calderbalder March 2, 2023

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010