rag basket

a) A container into which used tampons are thrown.


b) A dumb cum filled whore.


c) Acrid Vagina.

a) "My grandma dropped her dentures in the rag basket at Burger King"

b) "I heard the whole football team tossed their jocks in that rag basket."

b) "He flipped his sticky pimple into her rag basket"

by Scott Nebula November 23, 2004

monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys

1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."

by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007

left banked

To have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. To complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally.

I was left banked at that last job. The accounting department would never say hi to me unless I was at the company picnic with my ex.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Second Baked

Being second hand high off of marijuana

Oh dude, you're gonna get so Second Baked off this ounce I just picked up

by NeoLobster August 23, 2010

Booby Basket

Slang term for a Bra.

Damn, look at the hooters on that girl, I bet they don't make booby baskets big enough to carry those!

by TheKush June 5, 2010

crab basket

1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.

guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.

by Spaceship Earth Astronaut November 27, 2012

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013