Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

Golf Bandit

Anyone called Ross

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit

by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Showdown bandit

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat

lets get you out of that box_-miss undertaker from Showdown bandit

by yeeaaa boi August 26, 2019

Decker Side Bandits

A name for group of Asians who have now grown in numbers, reside in the heart of Little Seoul. They are known for their ruthless behavior and violent murders. Decker Side or D-Side is one of the largest Asian street gangs in Los Santos.

Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.

This is from the mouth of a women who resides on Ginger Street. "I've watched most of those kids grow up and I know most of their parents, it's sad to see the violence that takes place in Little Seoul, but we feel safe when Decker Side Bandits are outside, they are still humans and have hearts".

by anonymous August 27, 2025