A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.
Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!
Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!
"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."
by FA-Q May 06, 2012
by J-massa April 02, 2007
The act of giving very small compensation to a hard working waitor or waitress due to a jewish-like self greed.
Tyler: Man this waitress did a really good job serving us tonight.
Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.
Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)
Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.
Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)
by Joseph Pomerening the third September 20, 2009
the world's most comprehensive and intense fantasy football league, currently in its 10th season of existence.
by shady mccoy August 18, 2009
A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.
Brian: Watch me (shoots)
Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
Brian: Watch me (shoots)
Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
by Brian D. January 07, 2006
A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.
Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!
Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.
Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.
Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
by Angela and Nikki April 18, 2006
Jewish people who struggled for life from the time of Abraham, our Patriarch, thru slavery in Egypt, thru slaughter by the Crusaders, Forced conversion by the Spanish Inquisition and extermination by the Nazis and forced into Atheism by the Communists, rejected by both the Christians and the Moslems as being Sub-Human ("lower than Dogs"), who somehow have managed to survive it all. And this is just the minimal list of abuses heaped upon us. We got by trying to stay under the Radar of those who wished to exterminate us. After the distruction of our Holy temple, at the original Diaspora (year 8000BCE, approx) we were scattered all over what is currently known as the Middle East. In the middle ages our communities were split between Northern Europe including Russia, Ashkenazim, (German), & Sephardim, (Spanish) the coastal Mediterranean countries of Europe and Africa.
Sephardic settlers came with the 1st explorers (1492+/-) Many Ashkenazi Jew came in early 1800s. Syrians came after the Suez Canal was opened in the late 1800's. Rejected by Ashkenzic Jews as non- Jews. Called "Turks". We called Italians "I-T's", we called ourselves "SY'S" and the Ashkenazi "J-W's" or "J-Dubs" for short. It stands for Jewish. It was simply to recognize the difference in our language. Immigrants and the first gen. American speak in their Parent's tongue. Unlike the "Jeffersons" of TV fame the wealthy members of our community are to staying in the community to help others "Make it".
Sephardic settlers came with the 1st explorers (1492+/-) Many Ashkenazi Jew came in early 1800s. Syrians came after the Suez Canal was opened in the late 1800's. Rejected by Ashkenzic Jews as non- Jews. Called "Turks". We called Italians "I-T's", we called ourselves "SY'S" and the Ashkenazi "J-W's" or "J-Dubs" for short. It stands for Jewish. It was simply to recognize the difference in our language. Immigrants and the first gen. American speak in their Parent's tongue. Unlike the "Jeffersons" of TV fame the wealthy members of our community are to staying in the community to help others "Make it".
Today's children of Amercian born, "Syrian Jews" parents no longer speak the old language of the family. They will still use some of the slang like "SY" or "J-dub" or words like "Hakey" (talk) "G" (girl or girlfriend or female worker - depending on the conversation) "I-gay" (Guy or man) Mostly to communicate their membership in the community. Intermarriage within the greater Jewish world is more common than not as many of the Jewish community schools have a diverse student body and our children grow up as part or the greater Jewish world.
by Stehta December 05, 2010