3 am challenge

It’s those fake youtube videos that are “scary,” like for example facetiming siri at 3 am and siri becomes “possessed” by the devil. Most viewers that believe it are 7 or younger, but the rest know it’s bullshit

Typical 3 am challenge titles:

DONT TALK TO GOOGLE HOME AT 3 AM *SHE CUT ME*
DONT FACETIME THE EASTER BUNNY AT 3 AM ****HE POSSESSED ME*** ALMOST DIED***HGFIWU**
“possessed” siri in the video: IF YOU DONT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO *youtuber* I WILL COME FIND YOU AND POSESS YOU”

by What i say is facts February 18, 2022

am i being detained

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.

Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???

by chogiboi September 10, 2019

Where the hell am I?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.

1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!

2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Why am I alive

When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

by aestheticjl October 21, 2019

I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005

I am getting head

alright look I know you may be a kid but head means when your sitting down naked and someone sucks on your dick that really it

Jack: why you push me into a chair

ema : maybe you should pull downs your pants
jack: ok?
ema : sit down

jack : okcheez

ema: *give head*
jack: *in head* I AM GETTING HEAD ??

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020

Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020