alpha

if a person describes themselves as an alpha, run in the opposite direction. they're probably incredibly insecure and need to establish their non-existent dominance over people by loudly declaring themselves as 'alphas' in any conversation.

Person 1: me and my boyfriend are both alphas
person 2: *not listening, is already running*

by unfortunatelyabeta November 25, 2019

alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha Female

Actually doesnt have a definition -or I dont know but I dont give a damn,who cares

Oh sis this Louis Vitton doesnt maket yolu an Alpha Female!

by Zezbek April 25, 2019

alpha cue

Another way to say "I'll fuck you"

Hey Jerry, "Alpha Cue!"

by coolcraft April 27, 2019

beta- alpha

Think they are alpha but is really a beta.

Check this guy out pretending to be all tough but when it comes down to it he is just a beta- alpha.

by Manhandler May 7, 2019

alpha male

A person identifying as male who has a high alpha coefficient relating to material payoff due to exhibiting altruistic behavior.

An alpha male receives high utility and personal satisfaction from caring about his fellow man.

Everyone is drawn to an alpha male

by ze3l May 8, 2019

Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.

dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus

by YingyYango May 12, 2019