Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025
Get the age is just a numbermug. The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
Get the the stoned agemug. A shortened version of the word ‘agony’. Is used to express suffering, or in moments of extreme laughter (e.g. ‘dying’ of laughter). Ag can be used for moments of minor inconvenience; for example having to lean over to turn your light switch on in the morning, or more extreme moments of suffering such as losing a loved one.
My ag has just been induced because the wind blew away my marijuana.
That film had me in ag, it was so funny!
That film had me in ag, it was so funny!
by BV Pogue May 17, 2022
Get the Agmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smackmug. 3
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
Get the Minimum sexual agemug. No it is not. You are a filthy shit-lib and you like it when numbers match because you are an autism. The numbers do not need to match.
Hym "That same person making the claim that it's the age ALSO BELIEVES that if there is a male to female age gap that it is MANIPULATION and wrong. So that is YOU BEING A SHIT-LIB. YOUR philosophy of intersexual relationships being injected into the case and it is not reflective of what actually happened. You are shit. Shit-lib. It's right in the name. Shit. You. That's you."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Get the Agemug. 