When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective

That man is a total floor chink.

by MulletCar December 8, 2022

Floor his ass

A term used to say beat his ass.

"I will floor his ass if he keeps talking to my girl"

by Venthesleepyboi December 20, 2022

Floor dancing

A lap dance on the floor

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.

by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018