Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.

"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."

by Tittlator. September 24, 2014

Hate-Dating

Dating with a romantic interest fulled by a mutual, passionately burning hate of one another and only physical attraction. Usually preformed with a Calignious Partner; a Kismesis (see on-site definition).

"I've been hate-dating this girl for a while now. I hate her guts but at least her backside has something to show me!"

by Koraichu September 14, 2022

Whisper Date

A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".

"Ann are you okay?"

"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."

"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"

"Time to pull off some miracles!"

by High Priest of Rock August 1, 2014

E-dating

What you do, when you know you fail in real life. Dating someone you met online in a game or something else.

John,"Dude I met this girl online and we're dating". Jimmy,"Wow e-dating? You really do fail!"

by Davooo January 13, 2009

Out of Date

When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.

John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

hate date

After a hella drawn out relationship that has been on the downturn for months you finally end it and end it badly. Rather than drunk dial you continue to go out but dispise every minute of it. The dates always end in true hateful ass slapping throat gagging brutal sex.

I think I'm done with her but I'm sure I'll keep her around for a few more hate dates.

by Jeff P Holmes March 6, 2008

habbo dating

Habbo Hotel is a website for people age13 to 20 to go hang out and do stuff. One of the many activity's you can do on Habbo Hotel is dating. Habbo datting isnt lame its a realy good option for poeple who arnt good looking in real life.

Dont insult poeople who habbo date!

DId you here that Dubya and Bex are Habbo dating now?

by stephanie quell November 9, 2006