kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017
Get the Soccermug. by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024
Get the Pro Soccer Gamemug. The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.
by theaveragetiktokuser January 15, 2023
Get the its called soccermug. by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021
Get the men’s soccermug. The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
Get the Soccer Mommug. A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.
by 12345messilover August 29, 2018
Get the berkshire soccer academymug.