Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.

"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020

taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.

Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn

by zjohns May 19, 2010

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Zombie Head

Verb: Deadly sloppy blpwjob.

"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.

by NashFromTT February 11, 2018

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012