Windows Vista

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.

Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.

by MS-DOS August 1, 2012

windows vista

piece of shit that should have never happened, cost the microsoft more than it cost you

that is just a windows vista(a.k.a crap and/or shit)

by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012

window jump

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit

The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.

by johnson7365 March 3, 2007

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

window peeker

People who smoke or snort cocaine and get so paranoid they are constantly peeking out the window.

Tommy is so paranoid from smoking crack he's been standing there all night being a window peeker.

by Knowledge4u September 21, 2016

Windows XP

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).

No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021

window booty

When female sits in the window of a vehicle door with her ass hanging outside of car for sexual reasons

Man you haven't had no booty until you try some window booty

by Turtletoes May 23, 2018