Wallet Warrior

A person who suggests buying something new instead of fixing an otherwise perfect item.

You: My <slightly old cellphone> is unable to check email. It says "Can't connect" using Wifi or 3g, or whatever, but other accounts I have work just fine, and altogether it works like a charm.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.

by tristezo2k December 18, 2012

Waleed

A guy who is very stinky

Smell that dude! Hes definitely a Waleed!

by Someone100029390239520854423 June 22, 2018

Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.

Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet

by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009

not in my wallet

used to tell someone that they cant do something, usually when that something is rather..obsurd and supernatural. such as, using your powers as a level 2 druid to create a barrier of trees, when everyone knows you have to be at least a level 11 to even cast a basic barrier spell.

luk(c)as: i can so use candle mode to defeat the sith.

l00kaz: not in my wallet, bitch

by jedi magknights January 18, 2005

Waglet

Noun - A term used to describe a happy, friendly and contented family pet who is loved by its owners and is well looked after, full of character and energy.

My dog is such a waglet, he is full of life and never stops playing!

by CBCT June 18, 2011

white wallet

Ultimate expression of geekdom- the white leather wallet. usually accompanied by a pocket protector and over-the-calf tube socks.

Herschel is a white wallet. He has a white wallet with a picture of Einstein on it. What a neo maxie zoom dweebie!

by Detachable-P-nis June 8, 2009

makin' wafles

To masterbate, otherwise known as "jacking off"

Yo why u so sticky what were u makin' wafles?

by Nigel May 5, 2005