Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out

Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.

by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022

Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight

Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.

by Tri tri May 25, 2022

desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

West-End Water Balloon

The act of taking a piss in a condom followed by tying the end and inserting it in a female vagina

Baby I'll West-end water balloon you tonight

by bigdaddysavage6969 July 22, 2015

Hot as water

when something is really fucking cool

"dude that shirt is hot as water, where'd you get it?"

by barbie2cute August 30, 2018