Verb:
When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
by Proe24 February 13, 2010
Get the Water-wipemug. A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.
John spills his Coke on the carpet.
Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"
John: "It's just water."
Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"
John: "It's just water."
by Water Watcher October 23, 2011
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by chipsnax November 28, 2011
Get the water hawkmug. Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?
Teacher: What the fuck?
Danny: The water closet.
Teacher: What the fuck??
Danny: The restroom sir.
Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.
Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.
Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.
Teacher: What the fuck?
Danny: The water closet.
Teacher: What the fuck??
Danny: The restroom sir.
Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.
Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.
Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.
by Pimperator March 13, 2004
Get the Water Closetmug.