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Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
by Proe24 February 13, 2010
mugGet the Water-wipemug.

It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.
John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."
by Water Watcher October 23, 2011
mugGet the It's just watermug.

mouth watering

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.
by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017
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desi water

A waterdifferent” type of water!
Bro have you tried desi water?
Yeah it’s fire!
by RickBomed November 13, 2019
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bone water

"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"

"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"
by jizzyguy115 December 22, 2014
mugGet the bone watermug.

water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.
"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."
by chipsnax November 28, 2011
mugGet the water hawkmug.

Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.
Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.
by Pimperator March 13, 2004
mugGet the Water Closetmug.

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